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TWISTED STILETTOS AND WEDGES

A twisted strawberry freak chic who got lost in a world full of pixie dust and cha-chings where silly things might just happen. She and her new friends, Stilettos and Wedges will pimp-my-style her to catwalk that runway, thus, helping her forget such boyish shiznits. Ending the show with..."It's a wrap."

"When life gives you lemons, say f*** the lemons and bail." (stroberisheyk and sweetstrawberryjam are my trademarks.)

“Mga Manloloko”

REBOUNDER 

Ito yung lalake na nasasaktan ng sobra sa past relationship niya at lumapit sayo, pinaibig ka tapos kapag okay na siya, iiwan ka. Ginawa ka lamang panakipbutas.

MAGICIAN

Ito yung mga pa-fall na type. Yung pinaibig ka lang, tapos magparamdam siya. After that biglang maglalaho na parang bula. In short, mga paasa.

TWO TIMER

Ito ang pinakasikat. Yung may reserba lagi. Mabasted man siya ni girl 1, may girl 2 naman siya. Sa girls naman, hindi man siya makuntento kay boy 1, may boy 2 naman para magsatisfy sakanya. Kadalasan, dobleng karma din ang babalik sakanya.

COLLECTOR

Ito naman yung tipong collect ng collect ng syota. Feeling niya ma-appeal siya. Yung mas marami daw, mas maganda/pogi.

MR. PUSTAHAN

Masakit kapag nalaman mo ang boyfriend mo, nakikipagpustahan lamang sa mga barkada niyang mapapasagot ka niya. Ikaw naman babae, nahulog sa kanyang bitag. In short, tripping lang.

If life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail.

Korean designers Je Sung Park and Woo Jung Kwon have developed an invisible umbrella that will keep you dry by repelling rain.  Consisting of a simple plastic stick that creates an artificial wind at the top, the ‘umbrella’ deflects raindrops before they hit you by sucking in air at the bottom. The intensity of this wind-shield can be varied depending on weather condition and number of people sharing the device—the length of the stick is also adjustable.

THIS IS AWESOME!

the-absolute-best-posts:

blackbruise:
i swear the longer you look at it the quicker she spins
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

the-absolute-best-posts:

blackbruise:

i swear the longer you look at it the quicker she spins

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

ultrasupergrace:

Take in.

I may look like a bitch here but hey, thanks…Alex! ♥

ultrasupergrace:

Take in.

I may look like a bitch here but hey, thanks…Alex!

OMFG! He’s so cuuute! I died. :”)

I DIED. :”)

prinsesa-ni-kristo:

miguelofthedark:

But GOD says, ‘this is love’.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. (1 Corinthians 13:6-8)

Just because lips have met doesn’t mean hearts have joined. (I Kissed Dating Goodbye)

Forever reblog.

FOREVER REBLOG. <3

The Art of Disappearingby Danilo Martinis

The Art of Disappearing
by Danilo Martinis

“People spot a big black lens, and they worry about what they&#8217;re doing, or how their hair looks. Nobody sees the person holding the camera.” - Erica O&#8217;Rourke

“People spot a big black lens, and they worry about what they’re doing, or how their hair looks. Nobody sees the person holding the camera.” - Erica O’Rourke